Why won't anyone think of us fat goths??

This is the question isn't? ROFL

Now, I want to first start, that I don't believe in pigeon holing myself into certain categories. I am a bit of many things, a bit goth, a lot hippy, pretty crazy, punk, casual, girly (well not much - but some times! LOL). But the other night I tied Kayne to the clothesline and went out for the night with my sister in law. We went to see her brothers goth band in the city. Now I have been out of the goth scene for a while now, really since Matt was sick and I got pregnant with Kayne, so it has been about 5 years and a good 30kgs ago since I was in that scene.

Anyway, as I started to get ready to go, I manically rummaged through my wardrobe to find something suitable to wear, it was a fucking nightmare.. Obviously none of my old goth gear fit me, in fact half my fucking wardrobe didn't fit, but that's for another day. So, after a while I ended up squeezing into my jet black jeans, and a semi tight long sleeve tie up top that shows off my tits sufficiently well, and off I go.

So we get to the club, and fearing that I may just be the oldest and fattest person in the club, I suck my gut in and hope to Christ that the lack of lighting made me look 10 years younger (is that wishful thinking at it's best!). I look around and realise that while I may very well have been the oldest at the club, I was by no means the fattest. So it lead me to think, where is all the fatty goth gear? I can't find any at all.. And that's very disappointing. On behalf of all the fat goths out there, WE WANT SOME FUCKING COOL GOTH CLOTHES!

So I ask, Why won't someone think of the fat goths?